Christmas, New Years, and even Valentine’s Day are fast approaching. All set off warning bells in a Single’s mind. We’re reminded that we haven’t found our significant other, and that can sting a bit.
Here is my top 5 items every single needs to survive this holiday season.
Here is my top 5 items every single needs to survive this holiday season.
#5
A three month supply of chocolate! I don't care how bad your day is, or how many people you see kissing on the street, one good piece of chocolate can calm your mind and send a wave of pleasure through you.
#4
A support group of like-minded single friends. The best way to steer clear of cupid's arrow or his aftermath is to surround yourself with singles. They can listen to you whine about the horrors of sleeping alone, celebrate the triumph of making it through all the mistletoe unscathed, and join a gym with you after the three month chocolate bender.
#3
Spoil someone: YOURSELF! All that money you would spend on a significant other burning a hole in your heart? Use it to buy yourself one really awesome gift ... or a few.
#2
A Book Tree! What better way to spend your time than reading an awesome mystery, thriller, fantasy, or whatever your genre is. If you are unable to find love in the real world, meet your perfect match within the pages of a great book. This item serves two purposes: 1= organization of your TBD pile and 2 = A a beautiful centerpiece for your living room!
#1
This is not just any ordinary crowbar, this is called the "Couple's Crowbar." It's the most essential item any single needs during the Holiday Season. You can use this handy tool to pry those kissing fools blocking your locker, car, apartment door, and office. You can also randomly pry couples apart on the street just for fun. This little tool is handy with relatives that want to question you about your love life, friends setting you up on blind dates, and anyone else that tries to come between you and your singleness!
I hope you got a giggle out of this post. Have a safe and happy Holiday Season!
I hope you got a giggle out of this post. Have a safe and happy Holiday Season!